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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint,What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.How about achieving 103%?Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Zis represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,then:H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%and,K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%But,A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%And,B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%and, look how far ass-kissing will take you:A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hardwork and Knowledgewill get you close, and Attitude will get you there,Bullshit and Ass-Kissing will put you over the top!